You know, I remember when we used to go to Romania (that's where I am originally from) when I was a kid to visit my family and friends. Whenever we would go to that part of Europe, there were always the dependable population of gypsies and thieves that would try to sell you everything from discount fragrances to changing your money. Of course in all situation, 99% of the time they were trying to rip you off and cheat you, but nevertheless.

Well one day I was pumping gas and this dirty, off color Chevy nova parks next to my car. Two nasty, transient looking women get out and start hitting on me, asking me if I wanted to purchase some of their peddled discount fragrances. Oh they looked so nice, but I'm positive it was probably the same water in a bottle gig that we saw in Eastern Europe. Turns out it was, so I was happy I stuck with my decision not to purchase any discount fragrances.

Lesson? Get your fragrances from a real, licensed distributor!